Long long ago, there was a bathing suit manufacturer. They were doing all right. Then their cloth supplier tried to increase the prices. Damn them. In an effort to cut costs, they had a brainstorming session. Why not eliminate most of the fabric in the bathing suit itself? Genius. Little did they know that men everywhere would be thanking this small upstart company. They had invented the thong bikini. Up until then, bikinis actually covered a lot of a woman's backside. Legend has it that the company was French. I believe they were based in the US of A. No matter. Credit is not required. Only thanks. Much thanks.
