Crime of the Century

You remember little Drew Barrymore from ET? Well she is all grown up. She got some big ones as she hit puberty. And I loved them. Then came the horror. Something possessed her to get a breast reduction. I say we find the guy that did it, and we had a little talk with him. Make sure he does not make that mistake again. Crack a few knuckles. I mean break a few knuckles. You don't take something as perfect as voluptuous Drew Barrymoore and make her flat chested. That just ain't right. If she comes to you wanting such a surgery, you talk her out of it. This is not a money issue. This is a righteous issue.