Definitely Fake

There is no way these puppies are real. They just are out of proportion. I wish they were the real thing. Heck I would hire this broad to be my secretary. She would have to be my second secretary. The first secretary would have to do all the real secretarial work. This tart would be my personal assistant. She would come with me on all trips abroard. We would have to stay in one hotel room to save costs of course. Slip a C-note in the hotel clerk's pocket to ensure we get the suite with the single kind sized bed. Oh well. Got to sleep in the same bed. What am I talking about? Of course we shall be sleeping in the same bed. That's what the second secretary is for. Pure fun (bags).