Sometimes I don't get these starlets. Why are they always bleaching their hair blonde? Oh yeah. To make the guys drool over them. It also helps if they have that super fine tan. Plus one if they are cute. Plus two if they got the booty. In fact, you get yourself the total package, and you might be going somewhere in Hollywood. Just watch out for that casting couch. It is a sure fire way to end up used and abused. Damn I wish I were a director. I bet the perks are to die for.
