Super Short Shorts

Oh man. Something happened to this girl's shorts. Maybe the dog bit off a lot of material. Or perhaps she tried to cut off the legs, and took too much off. Whatever the cause, I am happy for it. I love to see some sweet cheeks popping out of a girl's shorts. LOL. A similar issue occurred with her shirt. The back is missing. I see a lot of side cleavage. This girl might as well be naked.

Shopper's Delight

I go in the store the other day. Needed to pick up some flowers. That's when I spot an absolute goddess. She got tits coming all out. Sexy hot tan. Nice looking legs. I can't help but stare at her. She gave me the evil eye. Oh well. You can't walk into the grocery store with your huge tits hanging out and not expect me to ogle you. It just ain't right. I wonder what she does for a living? Probably just looks good on the arm of her rich husband.

Sheer Effects

In general I don't go for the girls with tiny titties. There are exceptions. When a girl is super sexy, I like her no matter what her cup size is. Take this chicka for instance. Got that sweet young face. Hair color is nice. Tan is hot. Nice and slender. And she does not wear a bra. What more can a man ask for?

The Natural Look

I like a girl with a skinny waist and big chest. However I am more about things that are real. No plastics for me. Check out this sweet young thing. No she is not voluptuous. She does appear very natural though. She is not wearing that much makeup. Though not a knockout, she is pretty. Pretty in a natural way. That is hot.

The Photoshop Effect

I love the look of a perfect woman as good as the next guy. However sometimes I get suspicious. Take a look at this hottie. Her tits are great. And her skin is delicious. Too delicious in fact. I don't think anybody has perfect skin like that. Maybe she is wearing a lot of makeup on her whole body. It is more likely that somebody took the picture, then used Photoshop to touch up the body by removing the imperfections. It is sad if that is the cause. Because more than likely they also touched up the shape of her body. They probably made her tits look bigger than they really are. For shame.

Wonders of the World

Sometimes I hear the ladies joking that they want to gain some weight, and have it all be added in their boobs. This girl is a prime example of that being done. How does a girl get so large up top, but keep such a slender waist? Is it through plastic surgery? Perhaps it is just good genes. Whatever the cause, I likey.

Bathing suit Choice

Normally I like a girl to wear a bathing suit that is a bikini. The thong is a modern day marvel. However that does not mean the one piece is totally out of the picture. This girl proves it by wearing one that exposes her ripe melons. The cut on the bottom probably shoes off her cheeks nicely as well. I would love to see this girl shuffling in this one piece delight.

Peek A Boo

Sometimes I wish I was around in the 1960's. Heck, with all the free love and bra burning. Big titties must have been bouncing around like crazy. I love to see those things flop around. Drives me crazy. Now chicks can get athletic bras to constrict even the double D's. Shameful.

Tight Necklace

Check out this hottie. You have to look carefully. But she is actually wearing a necklace around her neck. She had to choose a short one. Because if the necklace was long, her boobs would probably smash it around. We can't have that now. And here's another thing. How did she get those boobs to fit in her top? She is definitely busting out of L7. Capiche?

The Best from the East

I will tell you. Sometimes these girls from the Middle East are really hot. I guess you would call them Persians or something. There is a reason that chicks have to cover their head (and the rest of their bodies) over there. Cause if a chick is this smoking hot, she can't run around in a bathing suit out there. The boys will be on her like bees on honey. And you know the attention will not be wanted.

Make Up Matters

This picture proves that with the right makeup and a push up bra, any Jane can jazz up her sex appeal. I bet in real life, this girl is actually quite plain. Sure she has some boobage. But I don't think her face is anything special. That is, until she applies the makeup with expert skill. Then she seems pretty. I bet she is picking up the boys in the club. The only probably is that they will have one thing on their mind. If you know what I mean.

Uma Thurman in the House

This sweet thing reminds me a lot of Uma Thurman. I don't think its her. This girl is too young. But she has the telltale signs of Uma. Deep cleavage. I don't think Uma has any real acting chops. Sure she kicked ass in Kill Bill. But that was just good directing. If she did not have the dynamite chest, I bet I wouldn't even know who Uma Thurman is. Now let's get down to some more important business. Who is this look alike? And how can I meet her?

She's Got Legs

I am just waiting for this lady to drop her glasses. Then I hope she bends over to pick them up. That's when I get to see the money shot. Oh yeah. Judging from the length of her dress (or lack thereof), she probably is not wearing anything under the dress either. Oh mamma. Those red shoes make me also think she is a slut. I can't tell with the big glasses. But I suspect she might be of Asian descent. Who cares. I won't be looking at her face.

Those Crazy Brits

You got to love these quirky Brits. They always put hot scantily clad girls on page 3 or page 6 of their papers. I think they are full color photos. They girls are young and very busty. Is it exploiting the girls? Absolutely. Do I like it? Absolutely. The really hot ones get lucky sometimes and become big stars. Some of them make a good deal of cash too. This here is Keeley. I think she has a boob job. But who cares. She is scorching hot.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

I truly love Jennifer Love Hewitt. I could eat her up. Now they say she was cute way back when she starred of some teen show. I did not know her until she was in the movies. By then she grew a nice rack. Couple that with her slender waist, and you have a winner. She failed on TV when she was some horse whisperer or ghost whisperer or some other nonsense. Never watched the show. Now she is back on TV playing a hooker I think. Pretty bold if you ask me.

Indian Goddess

I don't care for Indian girls. I am talking about the girls from the country of India, not Native Americans. Sure some girls from India are pretty. I just don't find them too sexy. Now I must say there are some exceptions. I worked with one Indian chick that was smoking hot. I could not put my finger on what made her so desirable. But all the boys could tell she had what it takes. Here is another fine example. I bet her chest is all natural. Damn!

Baby Got Back

Don't you love it when baby got back? To tell the truth, I don't care for the big behinds. But this girl got back and front. That's what I'm talking about. I saw this girl's sister one day at the post office. No joking. There is a long line. This girl comes in wearing short shorts, and a ripped shirt that is barely covering anything. She is busting out of L7. Everyone is looking at her. Finally she gets helped at the front of the line. As soon as she exits the door, there is an uproar of laughter and talking. Yeah. Nobody could believe that body and outfit either. This is a straight up true story. I am sorry I was not man enough back then to approach her and get the digits.

The Kardashians

Here we see a picture of the Kardashian girls before they gold old. Just kidding. But tell me. Doesn't the one on the right look like a young Kim Kardasian? I mean before all the plastic surgery and the pounds came on. Hey. I like Kimmy. She had pounds in many of the right places. Turns out she can't keep a man. Well not Chris Humphreys at least. Here is the number 1 question a reported should ask Kim: Do you prefer vanilla or chocolate ice cream? I did not make this up. Heard it the other night.

Shine The Light

I am always on the lookout for some girls with sheer clothing to get between me and a light. The light shines. And it exposes the good stuff. This is almost better than seeing a girl naked. You know what I am talking about. The lines shines through their clothes to reveal a hot outline. Or better yet, the light illuminates the body underneath. Usually girls can detect when you are staring at them. So you got to play it a little cool. I recall one time I was caught staring. The poor girl looked down and saw what I saw. Ha ha. I ran.

The Big Tease

Don't you hate when these sluts tease you to death. They show a little skin, and make you hungry for more. In my case I am starving to see the goods. This mostly happens in videos and I guess video chat. I am not really a video chat kind of guy. But I like to watch the videos. The girls are experts in giving you just enough to drive you wild. Come on already. Show me all you got.